You most likely know how devastating being cheated on is. After investing in and sacrificing for someone for a long time, all the effort, memories, and trust go down the drain. Whether it was you, your parents, or your best friend, you probably have witnessed how the effects of being a victim of infidelity can be life-changing. The period of getting over it is the most challenging. Some take it in stride. Others let their partners pay for what they’ve done.
Here are 10 satisfying revenge stories to make your day in case we triggered a long-forgotten memory.
10 Revenge Stories on Cheaters
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1. She hid ham in his car.
“He didn’t notice until summer kicked in, and by then the car smelled so foul that he probably never got the smell out.” She also broke into his room and poured a bucket of wood chips in his bed. “They were the really small, slivery kind.”
2. He made a fake persona to catfish her.
He set up a fake profile for a guy named Matt Vanguard. “I set up a fake profile with a sizable library of handsome photos from some random guy I found online. Then I add enough info and friends to make it believable, then added her and started chatting her up on this fake account.”
Eventually, she set up a meeting with this fake guy. When the date was set, he stood her up and admitted Matt Vanguard was actually him.
3. She made him a scavenger hunt.
Let’s just hope his stuff are still there (or not).
4. He faked a road trip and left her in the gas station.
“Planned a road trip as a way for us to heal. Drove until the tank was empty and pulled into a gas station. She grabbed her purse and went to the bathroom.” He then put some gas in and turned around to go home.
5. She covered his car in tampons.
This Reddit user gave the following advice: “Attack his car with pads and tampons. Unused, of course. Don’t stick the pads to the paint because that will really mess it up. You don’t want to do any real damage. Tie tampons to door handles, windshield wipers, and mirrors. Find places to hide them where they won’t be found for a while. Pads stick well to windows. Guys will apparently freak out if you use a blue marker on them. I don’t know what they think periods are, but the one time I’ve done this, they thought they had been used. Because they were blue. If you’re lucky, it will rain right after you do it (so everything expands) and he’ll return with his new gal pal and be so freaked out that he makes her clear off the car.”
6. She egged his house, stuck tampons to the outside walls, etc.
She also forked his lawn and buried eggs in his yard. For those who don’t know what forking a lawn is, it’s sticking plastic forks into the grass of someone’s lawn. Taking all the forks off can be a chore especially in hot weather when the plastic could melt.
7. She spread a missing poster of him.
Not as a missing person, but as a lost dog.
8. He asked for her family’s help to go with him and surprise her on her birthday.
“I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. . . . After asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging. . . . I leave and go to my friend’s house pretending like I am going out of town.
“While there I call up her mother, father, sister, and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. . . . I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. . . . We all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear. . . . And there was my wife staring at us wide-eyed, getting pounded hard by her lover. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, the father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, the ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.”
9. She tied tampons to his windshield wipers.
“Tied tampons dipped in pomegranate juice, glue, and cornstarch to his windshield wipers. I’d be ashamed if it wasn’t also hilarious.”
10. She peed into his aftershave.
She drove to the apartment in a van while he was out somewhere and cleaned out everything that belonged to her, which included the bed and the washing machine. Then she peed in his beloved aftershave, which he continued to use for months after.
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